“woke grinch advertising to appeal to millennials & gen z kids” is possibly the single dumbest and dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life
okay amazon………….

thinking about all the times in life that i genuinely did create intricate rituals which allowed me to touch the skin of other women

So like how collectively Fucked™ do you think we would all be if Hozier did a cover of Hallelujah?
Image from the patent for the 2005 furby.
Ancient rune